I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
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when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things you’ve never heard before
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- Me: I won't get jealous
- Me: Who's this fucking whore
do you ever have so much to do that you just decide to take a nap
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Marry a man who loves you more than you love him. A woman will always give more than what is necessary to her lover. It is ingrained into her, like maternity. But even when a man loves you more, he will still only be able to meet you halfway.
